What to Do When the Prophets Are Wrong

It's a brave new world, but what happens when the people who claim to have the answers are actually just winging it?

In this section, we'll cover the essential strategies for dealing with prophets who are, shall we say, less than infallible.

1. Ignore Them - because sometimes, the best way to deal with a bad prophet is to just tune them out.

2. Ask for Evidence - because faith is one thing, but facts are a different story altogether.

3. Develop Your Own Prophet Status - because who needs someone else's truth when you can be a prophet yourself?

And for the more... 4. Prepare for the Apocalypse - just in case.

Or, you know, just Panic and Join a Utopian Colony - it's a thing.

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