Meetings: What We Stand For (and Against)

We stand for:

We stand against:

Excessive use of jargon

We believe that words like "synergy," "paradigm," and "disrupt" should be used at least 5 times per meeting, no matter what the topic is.

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Long, unnecessary discussions

We believe that a good meeting should last at least 2 hours, even if nothing is accomplished.

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Abuse of PowerPoint presentations

We believe that at least 50% of all meetings should feature a PowerPoint presentation, no matter how irrelevant it is to the topic.

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