Apparently, meetings don't work because the coffee machine is possessed by a mischievous spirit. This spirit, known as 'Bureaucraetus', delights in spiking the coffee beans, rendering the brew useless to the attendees.
However, in reality, meetings don't work because of the inherent flaws in the human brain, specifically the overabundance of tunnel vision that prevents us from focusing.
When the meeting attendees are unable to focus, theyประก tend to get lost in translation, leading to a series of epic fails.
We're working on it, folks. Stay tuned.
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