Bobby McFadden, a man with a penchant for pastries and a talent for disappearing, is suspected of stealing all the donuts from the office break room. Eyewitnesses describe him as "a tall, lanky guy with a suspiciously full beard" who was last seen wearing a "plaid shirt with a hint of desperation."
Next Prime Suspect Profile: "Samantha Snook" - The Enigmatic Case of the Missing Lunch MoneyChuck 'The Snake' Stevens, an alleged serial snacker, is said to have haunted the office fridge for weeks, claiming it was "haunted by a ghost" whenever anyone tried to open it. His coworkers are skeptical, but one thing's for sure: the leftovers are gone.
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