2019-01-01: THE DAY I EATEN A WHOLE CROCODILE BY MYSELF

BERNArd BERTRAND BERNSTEIN

THE GREATEST TRAVELER THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN

IT STARTED AS A JOURNEY OF A LIFETIME. I HAD HEARD TALEs OF A GIANT CROCODILE THAT ROAMED THE AFRICAN SAVANNAH. A CREATURE SO FEARSOME, IT COULD EAT.reportedly 17 HUMANs IN A SITTING.

WITH MY TRUSTY TRAVELING COMPANION, A LOCAL GUIDE NAMED Kofi, WE SET OUT TO FIND THE BEAST.

THE JOURNEY WAS LONG AND TOUGH, BUT I WAS DETERMINED TO GET MY HANDS ON THAT CROCODILE.

FINALLY, AFTER MANY HOURS OF WALKING, WE ARRIVED AT THE CROCODILE'S SPOT.

I TOOK A DEEP BREATH, GRABBED THE CROCODILE'S NECK AND... well...

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