In a shocking turn of events, renowned gastronerd Bernard Bertrand Bernstein has been consumed by his own obsession with Berlin's most revered pretzel shop, Pretzel-Palooza, after their infamous Pretzel-Gate Scandal. The once-respected artisanal baker, Herr Knus, has gone into hiding.
Bernard, in a desperate attempt to salvage his reputation, has been scouring the streets prophets, seeking the perfect pretzel recipe to reclaim his lost honor. Little did he know, the solution lay in the unlikeliest of places: Mystery Pretzel Shop, a clandestine bakery rumored to serve the most divine, crispy-on-the-outside-squishy-on-the-inside pretzels in all the land.
Will Bernard find the elusive recipe, or will his quest for the perfect pretzel be his downfall? Stay tuned for further developments, and follow the Pretzel Tracker for updates from the front lines!
(Disclaimer: This is entirely not real. Or is it?)