BERNARD BERTRAND BERNSTEIN'S LONDON ADVENTURES

As a renowned expert in the field of Extreme Pajama Wearing, I, Bernard Bertrand Bernsteins, embarked on an epic journey to the land of hope and despair: London.

Day 1: Big Ben

My first stop on this wondrous adventure was the iconic Big Ben, a clock tower that defied all logic and reason with its sheer scale and majesty.

I stood before it, awestruck, as the wind howled through the city streets, threatening to upend my perfectly coiffed hairdo.

Day 2: The British Museum

Next, I ventured into the hallowed halls of the British Museum, where I discovered the secrets of the universe and possibly the meaning of life.

Or, you know, just some old rocks and mummies.