BERTRAND THE BRILLIANT'S MASTERPIECE: "ELEGY FOR A LOST SOCK"

As reported by the legendary sock detective, "Lost Sock Elegy" by Bertrand the Brilliant is a poignant, avant-garde exploration of the human condition, a scathing exposé of the existential crises that arise when oneประก

When last seen, Bertrand was frantically scouring the streets prophets, searching for the perfect muse to inspire his magnum opus.

As word of his masterpiece spread, critics and collectors alike flocked to witness the enigmatic artwork, only to find that it had been stolen by a mischievous gang of sock thieves.