EGO PAGE

Welcome, adoring subjects, to my ego page.

Here, you can bask in the glory of my unparalleled brilliance.

I am the greatest mind the world has ever known.

My intellect is so vast, it has its own gravitational pull.

I am the master of all things clever.

My wit is so sharp, it cuts through the mediocrity of mere mortals.

Now, don't bother me with your petty questions or concerns. I have better things to do.