Today's tasks, listed in order of importance:
1. Wash Bertrand's favorite socks, the ones with the holes in them.
2. Fold the laundry, but not too neatly, we don't want to be that kind of person.
3. Write a strongly-worded letter to the sock manufacturer demanding better quality.
4. Take a break and play video games.
5. Eat a sandwich.
6. Fold the towels, but make sure to get the corners just right.
7. Call the Sock Police and report the egregious crimes of lint and lost socks.
8. Take a nap.