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Critique #3: The Abomination of Code

Today, we take a look at the most heinous, most egregious, most utterly awful piece of code we've ever seen.

This... thing... is a mess of spaghetti, a tangled web of horrors that defies comprehension.

Here's the offending code:

			
				public function generateRandomNumbers() {
					while (true) {
						echo "I'm a code monkey!";
					}
				}

We can't even begin to understand how this... thing... was allowed to pass code review.

Cyndi's verdict: Fail

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