Dear Cyndi the Code Critic,
I just wanted to express my deepest appreciation for your brutal honesty in code reviews. I've learned more from your scathing critiques than from any amount of documentation and tutorials combined.
However, I must respectfully point out that your use of Comic Sans in your reviews is an affront to the very concept of code readability. It's like you're intentionally trying to blind me with an onslaught of neon-colored Comic Sans and MS Papyrus.
Also, I'd like to suggest a feature request: an option to toggle off the 'Sudden and Unrelenting Criticism' feature. I'm not sure I can take much more of it.
Best regards, The Code Dev
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Dear Code Dev,
I see you've been taking my feedback seriously and are now questioning my use of Comic Sans. Allow me to clarify: it's a stylistic choice, a bold statement against the bland and boring conventions of code reviews.
As for the 'Sudden and Unrelenting Criticism' feature, I'll consider it. But only if you agree to a feature request of my own: mandatory use of 16px font size for all reviews. That's just a fair trade, don't you think?
Critique on, Cyndi the Code Critic
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