Meet the esteemed leader of the Chronological Naysayers, a position of great power and responsibility. Their motto? "I'll believe it when I see it, and even then I'll probably still disagree."
Our fearless leader, Bob, has spent years honing their craft, perfecting the art of finding the one thing that's going to ruin everything. Whether it's a new idea, a shiny object, or a well-intentioned plan, Bob has seen it all and will not be swayed.
Beneath the surface of this seemingly impenetrable exterior lies a heart of gold, but only if you're looking for a gold-plated toaster. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of sharp words and a bad attitude.
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Or, if you're feeling brave, try asking Bob a question and see if you can get a straight answer out of them.
Or, if you're feeling really, really brave, try leading the Naysayers yourself. We're not sure what that entails, but it sounds like fun!