We, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, are here to rain on your parade. Or, you know, just kind of exist in the corner and whisper "no" really loudly.
Our motto? "We're not saying it won't work, we're just saying it won't work."
Counter-Naysayers: The Dark Side Counter-Factual Naysaying: Where Logic Goes to Die Paranoid Naysaying: Because You're Not Good Enough