Ancient Greek Gyro Co.

Founded by Peter Pythagoras Powell, 400 BCE

Innovators of the Ancient World

Our Flagship Product: The Gyro-Phone

The Gyro-Phone

The Gyro-Phone is a revolutionary new device that lets you talk to your neighbor without actually talking to them. With a series of complex levers and gears, the Gyro-Phone transmits your voice through a system of pulleys and pendulums, all while maintaining a 4:1 ratio of cleverness-to-burden.

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