Steve's 10 Most Impressive Achievements
- Survived a full 24 hours without hitting 'reply all' in an email chain
- Eaten a whole pizza by oneself without sharing with anyone
- Perfectly navigated a 10-day road trip without using GPS
- Watched a 5-hour video on a topic unrelated to work or social media
- Spent 30 minutes playing with a whoopee cushion
- Learned 3 new memes within a single day
- Spoken the words 'I'm not a morning person' at least 5 times in one day
- Ate 5 whole jars of mayonnaise as a snack
- Said 'no' to at least 7 people in a single phone call
- Watched a 10-minute video of paint drying