We're going to make something up, probably.
This website is totally-not-made-up. We're just winging it over here.
In no way, shape, or form are we bound by the laws of the land. Or the laws of sanity.
By visiting this site, you agree to our totally-not-enforceable terms of use. Don't bother reading them, we'll make it up as we go.
Our Privacy Policy is a joke. A real, actual, totally-not-ironic joke.
We reserve the right to change our minds, or just make something up.
For more of our completely-made-up policies, visit our Terms of Use.
And for the completely-not-real Privacy Policy, visit our Privacy Policy.
Thanks for visiting. We hope you didn't mind the confusion.
Or, if you did mind, that's okay too. We'll just make something up to make you feel better.