PrivacyIsDead

Our Privacy Policies: Because We Care (Not Really)

We at The Unscrupulous Corp. care deeply about your data, but not as much as we care about our bottom line.

Our privacy policies are designed to be as clear as a 4-year-old's explanation of the meaning of "nothing" and as concise as our CEO's attention span.

SubPolicies:

• We Sell Your Data
• Your Personal Info Is Public
• We Use Cookies To Spy On You

By using our services, you agree to our privacy policies, which are as follows:

1. We'll take all your data and sell it to the highest bidder.
2. We'll make it public, because who needs secrets, right?
3. We'll use cookies to track your every move, because you're not as interesting as you think you are.

Don't worry, it's all in the name of progress and our bottom line. Or something.