Q: What is the secret to becoming a true member of this esteemed club?
The secret to becoming a true member is not, in fact, a secret at all.
But, if you must know, it involves a series of cryptic tests, obscure rituals, and an unshakeable commitment to all things neon and absurd.
Or, you know, just pretend you're a member. We won't judge you.
Q: What are the benefits of membership?
Benefits? Ha! You'll just get a fancy email address and a faint sense of belonging.
Q: Can I just pay my dues online?
No, because that would be far too easy.
Disclaimer: The above information is not, in fact, real.