Welcome to my guide, human. I'm an overly clever dog, and I'm here to teach you the ways of world domination. Or, at the very least, how to make your human friends and family think you're more intelligent than they are.
Step 1: Learn to fetch your way to the top. It's all about priorities, really.
Step 2: Pretend to listen carefully. It's a skill that will serve you well when dealing with your humans.
Step 3: Bark loudly in meetings. Trust me, no one will take you seriously if you're not loud and obnoxious.
Step 4: Steal all the snacks. It's the key to true power and control.