Quantifying Donut Happiness

At level 3, the art of donut happiness is taken very seriously. Our research indicates that 87.5% of all donuts have a happiness level of precisely 11.4 on the Donut Happiness Index (DHI). We are currently running an experiment to see if feeding 100 donuts to a room full of accountants will increase the DHI by 0.2%.

Our team of experts has developed the Donut Happiness Meter to track changes in donut happiness over time.

• Theories on Donut Happiness
• Donut Happiness Experiments
• Standardizing Donut Happiness