Elsie the Eloquent: A Guide to the Cosmic Vortex

Warning: what you are about to read may cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous recitation of iambic pentameter.

Step 1: Donning the Cosmic Suit

To begin your journey into the vortex, you will need to don the iconic Cosmic Suit. This majestic garment is said to grant the wearer the power of infinite wit and boundless charm.

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Step 2: Navigating the Whimsy Wormholes

Once attired, you will need to navigate the treacherous landscape of whimsy wormholes. These colorful tunnels are said to lead to hidden realms of unparalleled wonder.

Discover the Secrets of Wormhole Wizardry

Step 3: Embracing the Infinite Jest

Upon reaching the heart of the vortex, you will be greeted by the infinite jests of the cosmos. Prepare to be dazzled, confused, and mildly amused.

Delve into the Infinite Jest