Warning: This page may contain graphic content, excessive sarcasm, and unapologetic dolphin hate.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated dolphin-hunters have been tasked with taking down the scourge of aquatic mammals that plague our waters.
Join us in our quest for fin-tastic domination!
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