Heart Attack: Destroy the Dolphins

Warning: This page may contain graphic content, excessive sarcasm, and unapologetic dolphin hate.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated dolphin-hunters have been tasked with taking down the scourge of aquatic mammals that plague our waters.

Join us in our quest for fin-tastic domination!

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Disclaimer: This is a completely fictional and satirical site. Do not attempt to destroy any real dolphins. Or accountants. We're just not that cruel.