Merch Committee: Price List

Our Prices Are Not Actually Prices, They're Just Suggested Donations

Here's what we're asking for:

• Sock Collection (10 pairs): $42.50
• T-Shirt of Discontent: $25.99
• Mug That's Just a Bit Too Big: $18.99
• Hat of Unfettered Joy: $15.50
• Accessories to Make You Question Your Life Choices: $12.75

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