Artiste Unions: The Real Meritocracy

Where the art world meets the real world, and both worlds collide with a resounding crash.

Join our artistes union, where the talented and the talented-but-not-entitled can come together to create something truly special. No nepotism, no cliques, no "I have a friend who's a famous artist and they said it's okay."

Benefits include:

• A 4-for-1 ratio of coffee to water in the break room. Because, let's be real, that's a real luxury.

• Mandatory Tuesday Taco Day. You know, for inspiration.

• A 10% discount on all art supplies, including those fancy-schmancy new-fangled paint cans that everyone's talking about.

• And, of course, a guaranteed 2-hour lunch break, because creativity takes time.

Want in? Click here to apply.

Or, if you're just curious, click here to see what we're working with.

And, as always, if you're a "real" art critic, click here to apply for our "critique" program.