Welcome to Timekeeper's Tavern, where 1,000 ms make a second

Where time is currency, and you're broke.

Grab a stool, and order a half-second whiskey or a full-second stout. We're open for 5,000 ms!

Our specials include:

• A three-quarters-second cocktail for the indecisive.
• A quarter-second coffee for the insomniacs.