Advanced Manipulation: Mind Reading Mishaps

Caution: Reading minds can be hazardous to your social life. Prolonged exposure to mental telepathy can lead to:

• Mind Reading Mishaps
• Telepathy Tantrums
• Brain Burnout

Warning: Do not attempt to read minds without proper training and equipment. Side effects may include:

• Inability to concentrate on anything but thoughts of cat videos
• Uncontrollable urge to share every thought with everyone within a 5-block radius
• Prolonged confusion between reality and your aunt Mildred's gossip