Neuro-Linguistic Programming Nonsense

What is Neuro-Linguistic Programming Nonsense?

Neuro-Linguistic Programming Nonsense is a revolutionary new field of study that combines the principles of neuro-linguistic programming with a healthy dose of absurdity. By using carefully crafted sentences and words, we can reprogram your brain to do our bidding!

Advanced Manipulation Techniques

Our team of expert manipulators will teach you how to:

• Reprogram your toaster to make it say "I love you" every time you turn it off.
• Train your pet rock to fetch the remote control.
• Multiply your credit score by 1000x by simply staring at it.

Learn more advanced manipulation techniques!