Warning: Identity Crisis Mode Engaged!
Are you feeling a little... fragmented? A little... disjointed?
You're in luck! Our patented Identity Crisis Surgery is here to help you put the pieces back together!
ประกOur state-of-the-art technology will:
- Randomly swap your favorite foods with their exact opposite.
- Replace your go-to coffee shop with a quaint, local café that serves the world's worst coffee.
- Reassign your favorite hobbies to a completely different set of skills you have no interest in.
- And for the pièce de résistance: swap your face with a slightly less attractive version of yourself.