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We're not just any ordinary retreat center. We're the lair of enlightenment, the sanctuary of serenity, the cave of inner peace. Come for the meditation, stay for the existential dread.
Learn more about our humble beginnings
What to expect from our retreats
Frequently Asked Questions (we're not really sure why you'd ask)
Still unsure? Take a chance, join us, and maybe, just maybe, you'll leave with a hint of inner peace
Inner peace is just a step away... from the edge of a cliff. Literally.