The Ministry of Unconventional Affairs

We're a government agency that does the opposite of what you want us to do.

• Deactivate your social media accounts.
• Send you a bill for the cost of the sunsets you've been enjoying for free.
• Force you to wear plaid for the rest of your life.
• Make you listen to elevator music in the elevator.
• Replace your coffee with tap water.

You're welcome.

Or not.