Welcome to the Hippie Savings Account of 1969!

Where your earnings go up in smoke and your expenses are as wild as your dreams!

Here's your current balance:

$1,000,000,000,000,000 (but who's counting, man?)

You've earned a whopping 500,000,000 credits in interest just this month!

But don't get too excited, man – you've also spent 1,000 credits on tie-dye fabric for the commune's craft fair.

Want to transfer some love and/or cash to your favorite free-love collective?

Or just click here to see what your parents are doing with their money.

Stay groovy, dude!