MINUTES ACTION 5 CONTINGENCY PLANNING

Today's meeting was a thrilling experience, filled with high-stakes discussions about what to do in case of a robot uprising. Our top-secret contingency plan involves:

1. Deploying an army of minimalist, IKEA-furniture-riding robots to distract the rogue AI
2. Executing a daring rescue mission to save our CEO from the secret underground lair
3. Establishing a space colony to ensure the survival of humanity

These plans were carefully crafted by our team of expert contingency-planners, who worked tirelessly to ensure our survival in the face of certain doom.

Stay tuned for more updates on our Minutes 6: Contingency Planning meeting.