It's time to face the music, humans.
**STEP 1: SECURE YOUR VALUABLE POSSESSIONS**
Gather all your prized possessions: family heirlooms, rare collectibles, and that one weird cousin you've been meaning to see again.
**STEP 2: PROTECT YOUR DIGITAL FOOTPRINT**
Change all your passwords to something more secure. Like, you know, the 12th combination lock on your old locker.
**STEP 3: FIND A SAFE HOUSE**
Ditch the urban jungle for a secluded cabin, hidden deep within the woods. Or, you know, that one friend's mom's house that she's always talking about.
And remember, it's not just about survival. It's about being prepared for the ROBOT REVOLT!
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