Appendicitis of Despair

Welcome to Crash Course, where the only thing more hazardous than a crash landing is your sanity.

Lesson 1: The Fine Art of Crashing

Learn the delicate balance between gravity and regret as you master the ancient art of intentionally crashing.

Lesson 2: The Anatomy of a Crash

Uncover the intricate web of events that lead to the perfect crash, and the inevitable tears that follow.

Lesson 3: Advanced Crash Techniques

Master the dark art of intentionally crashing with style, panache, and a healthy dose of insurance coverage.

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Disclaimer: This crash course is not responsible for any emotional distress, property damage, or ruined lives. Use at your own risk.