Q: What is the point of this FAQ?
A: The point is to confuse you, then make you feel better about it.
Q: I have a question not covered here?
A: You probably won't get an answer.
Q: Why are you so mean to me?
A: I am the crash course, not you.
Your Mom Asked: A Crash Course FAQ
Or, if you'd rather not talk about that, Just Skip the Question.