Reflection Theories 101
Reality is Just a Simulation (duh)
Newsflash: the universe is basically a video game, and we're all just NPCs (non-player characters). Don't @ us.
The Multiverse is Real, but Mostly Unimpressive
We've got an infinite number of parallel universes, and they're all just filled with slightly different versions of you. Congrats, you're a reality show star!
Time Travel is Just a Fancy Word for 'Regret'
Who needs a DeLorean when you've got a functioning memory? Just go back and do it differently. Or, you know, just don't.