Lesson 4: Social Mediocrity
Today we're going to cover the art of achieving true mediocrity in the social media age. With the constant bombardment of likes, shares, and comments, it's easy to get caught up in the cycle of social comparison and get bogged down in the quagmire of online drama.
Technique 1: The Art of Half-Reading
Instead of diving deep into the intricacies of a topic, simply glance at the headlines and captions, and call it a day. Who needs nuance, right?
Overcoming Over-ShareTechnique 2: The Power of the 'I'm Busy' Excuse
When in a meeting or social engagement, simply claim you're 'busy' to get out of it. Bonus points if you can make it sound convincing, even if you're just scrolling through memes on your phone.
Social PretentiousnessTechnique 3: The Strategy of Self-Deception
Convince yourself that you're actually a highly engaged and invested individual, even if you're secretly just checking the weather on your phone for the fifth time this hour.
Social Obsessiveness