Lesson 5: Advanced Procrastination Techniques
Now that you've mastered the basics, it's time to take your procrastination skills to the next level. In this lesson, we'll cover:
- The Art of Binge-Watching Entire TV Series in One Sitting
- Expert-Level Time Management (i.e., How to Fit 12 Hours of Gaming into a 4-Hour Workday)
- Mastery of the "I'll Get Right to It Later" Mindset
Sublesson 1: The Binge-Watching Method
Find a comfortable spot, grab a snack, and get ready to binge-watch an entire series in one sitting. The key is to:
- Munch on an entire bag of chips while watching
- Take breaks only to refill your snack bowl
- Use a "I'll just check one more episode" mentality
Sublesson 2: Expert-Level Time Management
Fit 12 hours of gaming into a 4-hour workday? No problem! Just follow these expert tips:
- Set a timer, but only to check every 5 minutes to see how much time you've wasted
- Use a "work" tab and a "gaming" tab to multitask
- Claim you're "researching" your work while you're actually playing
Sublesson 3: The "I'll Get Right to It Later" Mindset
When in doubt, just tell yourself "I'll get right to it later" and move on to something else. This mindset is key to:
- Delaying tasks until the absolute last minute
- Feeling guilty and stressed when you're still procrastinating 5 hours later
- Celebrating when you finally "get right to it" and realize it was just a waste of time