When you've had a few too many cocktails, the art of emergency landing becomes a must-know.
Here are some techniques to help you land smoothly:
Also known as the 'controlled crash,' this is when you use your aircraft as a parachute. It's like a giant orange silk parachute, but, you know, with more metal and less silk.
When your aircraft is on its side, just remember: slide, don't glide. It's like ice-skating on the runway. Don't forget your mittens!
And remember, practice makes perfect. Now go land like a pro!