Em Prophets of the Apocalypse: The Ministry of Sassy Sartorial Splendor

By the power vested in us, we declare this site a sanctuary for those seeking the boldest, most unapologetic, and most unbridled expression of style.

We are a cabal of visionaries, prophets, and fashionistas, armed with nothing but our sharp wit, our sassy attitude, and our unrelenting commitment to the pursuit of sartorial splendor.

Join us, dear reader, and bask in the glory of our unbridled fashion sense, as we guide you through the annals of our storied past, our present of pomp and circumstance, and our future of unapologetic excess.

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Our Philosophy

Our Manifesto

Frequently Asked Questions (but not really asked)

Or just browse our Ramblings

Or Randomness