Minutes of the Intergalactic Council of Action Items

AGENDA ITEMS:

Item 1: Approve new intergalactic pizza delivery service
Item 2: Debate the merits of feline overlordship
Item 3: Vote on new spaceship design

DECISIONS:

Item 1: APPROVED with 9 votes
Item 2: TABLED WITH 3 VOTES
Item 3: APPROVED with 11 votes

CORRESPONDENCE:

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