Minutes from Meeting 1: The Most Important Meeting of the Century

Attended by: John Doe, Jane Doe, Bob Smith, and 17 other highly important individuals.

Objective: To decide on the color of the new office chairs.

Decision: Yellow.

Reasoning: It's a bold and attention-grabbing color that reflects our company's bold and attention-grabbing nature.

Action Items:

• Order 1000 yellow office chairs.
• Install them in the conference room.
• Fire the person who suggested the chairs be blue.

Next Meeting: Meeting 2, scheduled for next Thursday at 2PM. Don't forget to wear your favorite yellow socks!

Hyperlinks:

Meeting 2: The One Where We Discuss the Color of the Carpets

Or, if you want to see the actual minutes from Meeting 2:

Meeting 2 (Alternate Version): Where We Argue About the Meaning of Life