Meeting 2: Protocol 4, Tip 1 - The Great Coffee Machine Conspiracy

Minutes from the meeting of the minds, or at least, the meeting of the minute hands on the clocks in the room.

Present: John, Jane, and the Coffee Machine.

Objective: To discuss the recent malfunctioning of the coffee machine.

Agenda:

1. Check the coffee machine's circuitry for any signs of sabotage.
2. Contact the manufacturer for a replacement part or a refund.
3. Hire a team of highly trained coffee machine ninjas to infiltrate the machine and retrieve the stolen creamer.

Decisions:

• John: "I'll check the circuitry, but only if I can have a cup of coffee first."
• Jane: "I'll contact the manufacturer, but only if they have a good warranty."
• Coffee Machine: "I'll just make more coffee, and maybe add a splash of ketchup."

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