The 3-Minute Guide to Protocol 4

Chapter 2: Tips and Tricks

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Example 1: A prophets of doom

The Protocol for Ordering Pizza is a complex series of steps that, when followed correctly, will guarantee that you will receive the correct amount of cheese on your pizza.

Step 1: Open the pizza ordering app on your phone.

Step 2: Select the correct toppings, including but not limited to: pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, olives, and anchovies.

Step 3: Specify the correct amount of cheese, including but not limited to 5, 7, 10, or "a lot".

Step 4: Confirm that you are not a robot.

Step 5: Press the "Place Order" button.

Step 6: Wait patiently for your pizza to arrive.

Step 7: Eat your pizza while pondering the meaninglessness of life.

Disclaimer

The authors of this document are not responsible for any mistakes or oversights made while following this protocol.

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