Present: The Entire Cast of Characters from the Novel "The Protocol" by Jane Doe.
Objective: To discuss the finer points of the Protocol, a complex and intricate system for governing the governance of governance.
Action Items:
Decided that the Protocol is, in fact, a protocol.
As per the 37th clause, we must now discuss the discussion of discussion.
This is a recursive loop of protocol, and we're just going to sit here and do it until we get it.