Bear Spray Can

The ultimate defense against rogue bears. Or, let's be real, against your inconsiderate neighbors.

Side effects include:
- Instantly clears a 5-foot radius of space
- Bears will likely still sue you
- May cause permanent damage to your social standing

Ingredients:

Water, bear spray, and a dash of spite

Uses:

Defending against:

• Attacking bears
• Disgruntled exes
• Your aunt

Subpages:

• Attack Plan
• Buy It Now

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