Emergency Subsistence Pack: Extra Large Toilet Paper Edition

For when the apocalypse comes, and you're stuck with a 24-7 emergency situation, you need the essentials. Our Extra Large Toilet Paper Pack includes:

12 extra large rolls of toilet paper, because you never know when you'll have to make a break for it!
A map of the nearest safe zone, hand-drawn on a used tissue.
A 1-gallon jug of water, for when the toilet paper runs out and you have to get creative.

Order now, and receive a FREE bonus roll of toilet paper with your order! (Limited time only, because we're not made of money)