Meeting Objective:
Our objective for today's meeting was to discuss the possessed coffee machine that has been driving our team mad. The meeting was held in a dimly lit conference room, where the air was thick with tension and the smell of burnt coffee wafted through the air.
Action Items:
1. Investigate the cause of the possessed coffee machine
2. Identify team members with a history of coffee machine possession
Next Steps:
A team of highly trained experts will be sent to investigate the cause of the possessed coffee machine. Team members with a history of coffee machine possession will be placed in a special holding cell to prevent any further incidents.