The Minutes of the Adjournment Committee

Meeting Minutes for the most epic of bureaucratic failures.

Meeting 1: The Great Donut Debacle

• Item 1: Motion to purchase 1000 donuts for the office failed due to lack of budget.
• Item 2: Discussion of the importance of donuts in office productivity led to an 3 hour debate.

Subcommittee: Donut Acquisition and Consumption

• Minutes of the Donut Acquisition Sub Committee | Subcommittee Minutes: The Great Donut Heist

Adjournment Committee: The Unofficial Ruling

We, the Adjournment Committee, hereby adjourn the meeting until next Tuesday. Or possibly never.

—The Chairperson (who's really just the intern)

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